So you catch your significant other cheating near their birthday, how do you reciprocate the wonderful surprise they gave you? Obviously, pack all their stuff and masquerade it as a birthday present!
Here we meet Bianca (cheater) and her soon to be ex-boyfriend. In the biggest travesty ever, the video cuts off right before the reality-TV-style drama.
“What is going on? Are you packing my sh*t?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“Because I busted you cheating on me.”
How do you not notice your significant other’s pissed off tone when they are about to give you a birthday surprise, Bianca? Kudos to the ex-boyfriend who internalized his anger to make sure he could give Bianca the birthday surprise of a lifetime; you have to enjoy the obvious excitement you can hear in his voice.
Other ideas what you can get your cheating SO for their birthday? Take them to a super nice dinner, call them out, leave them with a nice check. Wrap a bunch of presents that all contain evidence of their cheating. Throw them a surprise party where you and your closest friends and family with catch that cheater in the act. Actually, the last one is the answer; just do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnqXQpYhdEo