Alex Pall from the frat EDM duo the Chainsmokers was caught by his girlfriend of 4 years, Tori Woodward, of cheating on him. Which is only surprising in that it took her this long to find out he was banging chicks on the side.
OKAY SO I SAW SOMEONE PUT ON THEIR STORY ABOUT ALEX PALL (from the Chainsmokers) CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND AND I JUST CHECKED HER INSTAGRAM STORY AND IM SHOOK AND WOW pic.twitter.com/XLci92uRJZ
— Heather// (@pastelzedd) January 16, 2018
Woodward shared a grainy CCTV surveillance video on her Instagram story of Pall making out with a blonde that wasn’t her. That story was taken down but it was followed by another in which she wrote, “After hours of begging him for scraps of honesty I chipped away just enough to confirm that this is not the first time he’s remorselessly cheated on me. That ‘psycho bitch’ from Vegas, the ‘lame instagram model’ caught on video and countless others he looked me in the eyes and swore on his life he never touched. Consistent outright denial faded to him explaining that because all men do it its not that bad and, in different words, that because he’s famous now he has a different rule book for decency.”
She ended it with, “What’s perhaps the most amazing is that he hasn’t even apologized.”
I feel bad for Woodward but, I mean, is this surprising? The Chainsmokers were the It group of last year. He’s normally a 5 at best, but when he’s hopping around his decks pressing play, he’s, like, a 7! Of course that dude is going to be banging any groupie that shoves her culturally appropriated Pocahontas panties in his face. There’s no girl who wouldn’t bang him and instantly regret it the next day.