Last night, DJ Khaled got lost at sea on his jet ski when he decided to drive it at night. He took it to visit Rick Ross and left around sunset.
Luckily for all of us, he documented the whole thing on Snapchat which pretty much means he was trolling everyone and wasn’t lost at sea, but whatever. At one point, he was asking his subscribers to call for help. Hopefully you realize the absurdity of that.
DJ Khaled said the key is to not drive your jet ski in the dark. Wise words. In related news, DJ Khaled later explained that the key to not dying is to not stab yourself in the neck.