NFL Prospect’s Dick Escapes During 40 Yard Dash

I don’t wanna rag too hard on this poor guy, because if I played football that would be me, but yo.

Ha.

This guy’s name is Chris Jones. He’s a defensive lineman for Mississippi State, and owner of one very unruly penis. His package was ready to be delivered, and fell all kinds of the hell out during his run.

He tried to fix it, but it was too late. The cameras caught everything.

This clip is (obviously) NSFW, as it involves a rogue penis being squashed into the ground, so take a gander at your own risk.

https://youtu.be/Kjt4qjTmM3c

Ha.

[H/T Death and Taxes]