Chris Evans Says it Was ‘Embarrassing’ to Show Everyone His Huge Wang
Chris Evans says showing the entire world his cock was embarrassing, according to Page Six.
“Something happened this weekend?” Evans first joked.
“It was an interesting weekend full of lessons learned, a lot of teachable moments,” Evans said. “It’s embarrassing, but you gotta roll with the punches. I have fantastic fans who came to my support.”
It’s not that embarrassing, dude. If it was small, that would be embarrassing. When you show the entire world your penis and it looks like a rolling pin, you don’t get to go “haha, how embarrassing for me… ladies.”
Evans also joked about it on Twitter, spinning it into a reminder for people to vote.
Now that I have your attention
🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️….VOTE Nov 3rd!!!
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 15, 2020
I might actually just go ahead and vote for Chris Evans’ penis, it’s a better choice than either of the two useless cunts who are actually on the ballot.
Man, have you ever heard Jenny Slate talk? I can’t imagine the sounds that would come out of her taking that tree trunk Chris Evans calls a penis.
#ChrisEvans pic.twitter.com/aRvgBy0DUd
— Millarworld (@mrmarkmillar) September 12, 2020
Mark Millar, writer of the original Civil War comic that the last Captain America movie was based on, had maybe the best comment on the whole incident, though.
