The Best Chris? Chris Pratt Claims Victory Over Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth

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Chris Pratt has crushed the other Chrises, finally putting an end to the debate of who is the best Hollywood Chris. Kind of.

While we argue about who is the best Chris and what church the religious-minded Pratt goes to, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pratt all play fantasy football together and Pratt, despite having the last pick in the draft, has triumphed over the other Chrises. Is it Chrises? Chrisii? Chrisen?

Here’s what Pratt said about his achievement, via E!.

“My fantasy football team in AGBO fantasy football league, if you’ve been following—I made it into the finals!” Chris Pratt exclaimed on his Instagram Story, which is below. “I’m in the finals! How did this happen?”

“It’s a 14-man league,” he shared. “I had 14th draft pick. You know how hard that is?” He then adopted a melancholy voice to lament, “I was picked last—it was very traumatic. Anyone who’s been picked last knows how that feels.”

There’s a big purse on the line with all the money going to charity. If Pratt wins the league, his charity, The Special Olympics Washington, will get $150,000.

Pratt also weighed in on the debate of who is the best Chris.

“I snuck two very, very close victories off, the most recent off Chris Evans,” the actor gushed. “He had beat Chris Hemsworth last week, so I guess we can finally put an end to that debate of, Who’s the better Chris?”

The Jurassic World performer magnanimously added, “It’s one of them,” before quipping, “I do have them in body-fat content, though. So I am more buoyant. Take that, gang.”

Again, I just don’t see how anyone can not like this guy. Yeah, I get you don’t like the church he goes to, that’s fine, I dislike literally all churches. I’ve never heard anyone who has worked with or met Pratt say a bad word about the guy, and that’s something you can’t say about a lot of people in Hollywood.

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