Jennifer Aniston finally found the man of her dreams (not named Brad Pitt) in Justin Theroux. Things are good. Does Aniston want a family? Recent tabloids suggest she’s pregnant. Photos had her in a bikini sporting a baby bump. Of course, she denied it. Then again, the tabs LOVE to say she’s pregnant.
Aniston is at the ripe age of 47. In Hollywood, that’s non-existent for a woman. She’d probably give birth to a Benjamin Button at this point in her life.
Those nipples though. They’re gonna give birth to a soft erection right about now.