Kim and Kanye Named Their Baby a Not-So-Horrendous Name

Now that rumored-surrogate Kylie Jenner has delivered Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby, it’s time to bestow a moniker on the young girl. Thou shalt now respond to “Chicago.” Not bad.

It’s the third child from these two. The first two are North and Saint. Chicago isn’t too pretentious. Better than Blue Ivy. Really hard to trademark Chicago though. The Kardashian empire is slippin’.

Kanye revealed the name on Twitter.

Chicago West. https://t.co/3MyLwcIzTh

— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) January 19, 2018

The family calls Chicago “Chi” (pronounced “shy”) for short. They should call her “Cago” instead. Way cooler.