Domestic violence is never funny, but it’s also very hard not to laugh when someone from Jersey Shore gets beat up. Like that scene where the drunk guy punches Snooki at the bar? It’s like “That’s horrible… but she does call herself Snooki.”
This is why I have so much trouble deciding how to feel about Ronnie Ortiz-Magro getting beaten up by his girlfriend Jen Harley. I guess all that GTL doesn’t prepare you for getting cracked in the head with an ashtray. TMZ is reporting he called the cops on her.
As we reported, Ronnie and Jen got into a big fight shortly after midnight at a Las Vegas New Year’s Eve party at the Hustler Club, and that’s where she allegedly hurled the ashtray in his direction, striking him and cutting his nose, lip and forehead. When Jen got home, she found someone had ransacked the place, smashing a flat-screen TV and a vase. They also destroyed pictures and glass frames.
She called the cops and claimed Ronnie was the culprit. Cops named Ronnie a person of interest.
As for Ronnie’s police report, we’re told his motivation is that he wants Jen to get professional help. He’s also worried about the safety of their 8-month-old child.
If someone hit me in the head with an ashtray and all I did was smash their TV, they got off light.
Is anyone at all surprised that someone who was on Jersey Shore is dating the sort of crazy person that would smash them in the face with an ashtray? I’m surprised this has only happened to one of them.