The Blemish

'bikini' Posts

Sarah Harding Is at the Pool

Sarah Harding is from the UK pop group Girls Aloud and yesterday she was hanging poolside at a Miami hotel where she spread her legs and bent over while paparazzi ... Read More »

Michelle Rodriguez Went Paddleboarding

Good news for fans of Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini. Here’s Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini! She went stand up paddleboarding. A seemingly lonely and boring sport. Maybe we can ... Read More »

Aimee Teegarden Was in Miami

Friday Night Lights star Amiee Teegarden went to Miami beach for some fun and sun on Thursday. Her body is decent enough but there’s something about her that I can’t ... Read More »

Sarah Brandner at Miami Beach

Here’s Sarah Brandner at Miami beach the other day. You may know her from, um, uh, being German soccer star Bastian Schweinsteiger’s girlfriend? Look, I don’t know. I don’t get ... Read More »

It’s a Pregnant Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling spent Memorial Day showing off her baby bump and saggy boobs at the beach. It was gross. Happy Tuesday. Read More »

These Are Just LeAnn Rimes’ Abs

LeAnn Rimes tweeted the above photo of herself in a bikini while on her honeymoon in Mexico over the weekend causing one of her followers to respond with, “Whoa, you’re ... Read More »

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Play Grab Ass

I usually make fun of Justin Bieber, not because I’m jealous, but because he makes it incredibly easy. This time though, I can’t say anything bad. Justin Bieber has earned ... Read More »

Julianne Houghs Looks Great in a Bikini

Julianne Hough, 22, and Diego Boneta were frolicking in the water filming the big screen adaptation of Rock of Ages. Julianne Hough, of course, is inexplicably dating Ryan Seacrest who ... Read More »

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are in Hawaii

Justin Bieber and his gaunt, 10-year-old body took Selena Gomez to Hawaii for a short vacay because that’s what international 17-year-old pop stars do these days. Ugh. Bieber looks so ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Still at the Beach

Lindsay Lohan leads a busy life. Besides being cast in scriptless movies and helping the unfortunate during her mandatory community service, she’s also at the beach in Miami. No doubt ... Read More »

Aubrey O’Day Looks Better

I can’t quite figure it out but something about these pictures make Aubrey O’Day seem way hotter. What could it be? I have this feeling it’s staring me right in ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Was in a Bikini

Lindsay Lohan took a much needed break from stealing necklaces and getting away with it by relaxing on the beach in Miami. 480 hours of court ordered community service is ... Read More »

Ryan Seacrest Is Dating This

Further proof that life is unfair, here’s Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend Julianne Hough in a bikini in Miami. How big must the knife have been for Ryan to get her? Read More »

Bar Refaeli Wins at Twitter, Breakups

Bar Refaeli and Leonardo DiCaprio broke up recently. Now Leo is reportedly dating Blake Lively while Bar is single, chilling on a yacht and tweeting pictures of her sunbathing in ... Read More »

Demi Lovato Wants You to See Her New Body

Tell me. Does this look like a girl with body image issues? Shut up. Don’t answer. That question was rhetorical. A post-rehab Demi Lovato went on Twitter yesterday to tweet the ... Read More »

Katie Holmes in a Swimsuit Teaching Suri to Swim

Katie Holmes modified her grandma’s one-piece for an updated look and headed down to her hotel pool in Miami, Florida to teach Suri how to swim. These pictures sucked. Especially ... Read More »

Ciara Was Not in Cannes

To the amazement of everyone, Ciara was not in Cannes over the weekend hanging out on an amazing yacht. Instead, she was the Cannes of USA, Miami, Florida, with her ... Read More »

Gwen Stefani in a Bikini

Much like everybody else, Gwen Stefani was in a bikini in Cannes. She was on a yacht talking on her cell phone in a bikini top and dress. It was ... Read More »

Michelle Rodriguez Had a Bikini Malfunction

Michelle Rodriguez spent the weekend in Cannes because that’s where all the celebrities are right now. Since she didn’t have anything to promote (I don’t know, maybe she did?), she ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Still in Cabo, Still in Bikini

For the second day in a row, Jessica Alba lounged around in a bikini in Cabo. These pictures are a little bit better than the ones yesterday because she looks ... Read More »