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This hurts

Sad news. My girlfriend has been stepping out on me and I had to learn about it through pictures and The Daily Mail. Sigh, it’s always heartbreaking to see another ... Read More »

Amber Rose does the topless bikini thing

Amber Rose is dating Kanye West so that makes her sort of famous. She also traipsed around Miami Beach wearing barely anything so that makes her sort of post-worthy. She might ... Read More »

Britney bikini threat alert: Purple

Britney was at the Ritz Carlton pool for the third day in a row. This time wearing a purple bikini. Geez. Doesn’t she have a pool in her own home. ... Read More »

Britney Spears wore another one

Britney Spears also squeezed her ass into a bright pink bikini while at the Marina Del Ray over the weekend. These photos look much like the ones of Britney in ... Read More »

Britney Spears showed up at the pool

Britney Spears took her son and her janky weave to the Ritz Carlton in the Marina Del Ray over the weekend to spend a day frolicking in the shallow end ... Read More »

George Clooney will sue

Paparazzi have gone too far this time. George Clooney plans on suing paparazzi who climbed over the wall of his Italian home to snap photographs of his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis ... Read More »

He isn’t married

Good news: Sienna Miller finally found a guy who isn’t married. Not so great news: He calls himself Slinky Wizard. Sad news: This means he’s legally retarded. Better news: Sienna ... Read More »

Paulina Rubio is attractive

I don’t know who Paulina Rubio is, what she does, who she’s with or why she’s famous. For all I know, she and her friends could be sailing out in ... Read More »