The Rob Marshall directed musical, Nine, has assembled a who’s who cast of actors which includes Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cottilard, Penelope Cruz, Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman, Sophia Loren and Judi Dench. Now you can add Fergie to the list. Huh? She’s tapped to play Saraghina, “a lusty woman who introduces Guido (Day-Lewis) to the world …
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Fergie might be pregnant
July 11th, 20084 comments
Fergie reportedly spent more than $1,000 at an L.A.-area baby store July 8. She also supposedly bought a pink-themed gift set of “T-shirts, bibs and burpclothes from plainmary.com” All this has led people to believe Fergie might be pregnant with Josh Duhamel’s baby which implies inter-species breeding is plausible.
At first I was dubious, but this …
Beauty and the Beast
June 20th, 20084 comments
Who has it worse? Fergie, who has to stand next to Eva Mendes, someone a billion times hotter than her and makes her look like an even fuglier monster, or Eva Mendes, who has to stand next to Fergie, a person whose ugliness could very well be contagious? I’m going to have to go with …
Fergie in a bikini is unsettling
April 21st, 20084 comments
One time I thought I saw Fergie on the beach in a two-piece. “Don’t be a hero,” I warned myself. Alas, I knew I was the only one who could help. As I quietly and steadily inched closer to her like a cat stalking its prey, I realized, to my relief, it was just a …
Who would do such a thing?
February 12th, 2008Respond
Page Six claims Fergie may be pregnant with something. They suspect she’s gestating because her and her fiancé, Josh Duhamel, have moved up their wedding date.
“She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes …
Fergie has an upskirt
February 8th, 2008Respond
Staring at Fergie’s face is like staring at an old catcher’s mitt. Its wrinkly leather distracting you from the fact that it has probably touched more balls than Mark Maguire’s bat. That’s why you choose to stare below the neckline which is when you unfortunately discover she’s flashing her panties. Jesus, having a face to …
Fergie engaged to Josh Duhamel
December 27th, 20071 comment
Josh Duhamel proposed to that monster Fergie. The two are engaged, but no wedding date has been mentioned. God, if I ever propose to a girl who looks like Fergie, I want you to kick me in the nuts because, one, I might be drugged and that could wake me up, and two, if I’m …
Get off my internets
December 17th, 20073 comments
Fergie made a startling revelation that she strips on a webcam for her boyfriend, Josh Duhamel, to spice up their sex lives when she’s away on tour.
Fergie, 32, said: “We’re learning iCam. I’ve actually gotten to see a lot more of him lately, ever since I got home from tour, which is great.”
This year the …
