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The hair clogs the pool

March 27th, 2008Respond

Christina Aguilera and simian husband Jordan Bratman’s foray into parenthood hasn’t stopped them from enjoying sexy skinny dips in their pool. The two can be often heard splashing around in the moonlight and disturbing the old people living near them.
“They don’t just splash around — they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” says a …

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Christina Aguilera loves the whip

August 29th, 2006Respond

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman dressed up as something or other to a costume party. My best guess is a lion tamer and a ringmaster. Which makes sense because these two are a freak show. Jordan looks like a rat and Christina is probably the most ill proportioned woman I’ve ever seen. I’m suprised her …

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