Claire Danes is see-through

Listen, I’m not going to beat around the bush. I’m only posting these shots of Claire Danes at the Me & Orson Welles premiere because you can see her nipples. ... Read More »

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were also there

Also showing up at the premiere of New Moon were the films other stars, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. The girls went crazy for Rob. I don’t see why. What ... Read More »

Ashley Greene at the “New Moon” premiere

Ashley Greene attended the premiere of New Moon possibly to the sound of thousands of screaming fans. Notably absent was me, her boyfriend. But that’s only because she doesn’t know ... Read More »

Kristen Bell was at the “Couples Retreat” premiere

I’ve had this fascination with Kristen Bell ever since Veronica Mars because that show was great. So great that it got canceled after season 3. Premature cancellation, as you all ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge is in a movie?

If it weren’t for those vacant, doll eyes, Audrina Patridge would be pretty hot. It’s like they’re incapable of expressing emotion. Here’s Audrina at the premiere of Sorority Row which ... Read More »

Rachel McAdams is fashionable

Rachel McAdams showed up to the premiere of The Time Traveler’s Wife and despite what everyone says, she doesn’t look too bad. I’m no designer or have any interest in ... Read More »

Jessica Lowndes is trying

Jessica Lowndes is one of the stars of the 90210 remake, but no one knows that because that show is god-awful and no one watches shows that slowly suck the ... Read More »

Angelina Jolie does it right

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up to the premiere of Inglorious Basterds last night as the most beautiful people ever. She’s 35 but still looks absolutely amazing. I bet ... Read More »