Anne Hathaway’s breasts are magnets

During the filming of The Devil Wears Prada, Stanley Tucci couldn’t keep his elbow out of Anne Hathaway’s breasts. She claims it wasn’t because he was a dirty old man, he just likes to smack women in the boobs. Right and I’m not a stalker, I’m a people watcher.

There was this one day where he kept elbowing me in the breast. He wasn’t doing it to be like a dirty old man, but if we were doing a scene or I was just crossing to get to my mark (on the set) he would just smack me in my boob and elbow me. If you’re a girl you know that hurts. So, after about the fourth time, I finally turned to him and said: ‘Stanley can you please stay away from my tits?’

Stanley had the perfect line for when an old dirty man gets called for touching a girl’s breasts.

“Stanley got really flustered and he said: ‘What do you expect, you’re flinging those melons around like it’s harvest season!'”

Stanley, you are my hero. Turn it around and blame it on the person you’re molesting. I sometimes wish I was an actor instead of just being internationally known as a great lover. What other job in the world lets you go around elbowing girls in the breasts and not have to report to a “county judge”. Plus, the older you get, the less embarassed you need to act after someone calls you on it. Though, I have to admit these pictures make it pretty hard to resist.