Suprise, suprise. Paris Hilton is once again going around making moronic statements in interviews. Rather than explain it, some direct quotes will suffice. Hey, over here, shoot me now.
We meet again on a balcony at the Sanderson hotel, surrounded by fashion shrubbery, with Hilton, 25, in a floor-length ball gown and outsize white-rimmed sunglasses. My first question is, what happened? Ã¢â‚¬Å“I know, right?Ã¢â‚¬? she giggles. Ã¢â‚¬Å“Things got, huge.Ã¢â‚¬? And you let them? Ã¢â‚¬Å“Yes, I did.Ã¢â‚¬? But why? Ã¢â‚¬Å“Because thereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s nobody in the world like me,Ã¢â‚¬? she says, smiling lazily. Ã¢â‚¬Å“I think every decade has an iconic blonde Ã¢â‚¬” like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana Ã¢â‚¬” and right now, IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m that icon.Ã¢â‚¬?
Ã¢â‚¬Å“They did a poll in the States asking people who theyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d most like to see at a party Ã¢â‚¬” and it was me.Ã¢â‚¬?
If true, this would be most depressing. It would mean she beat out women like Jenna Jameson. There is no way you can call yourself an iconic blonde when you can’t even give decent head. And this poll she speaks of. They did a poll for me too. It read: “Which person’s ass would you most like to lick?” I came in second behind Paris Hilton. Damn she’s clever.
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