Baby Luv hates Paris

Paris Hilton’s pet kinkajou bit her on the arm Tuesday morning. I’ve never heard of this animal, but good job. Paris then called her publicist Elliot Mintz who drove her to the emergency room.

My publicist would probably be the first person I would call if I got bitten by some animal that didn’t exist for me until today. Forget about the hospital. What can they do that my publicist can’t? It’s not like they have some magic potion in a long iron needle that will fix me. This isn’t fairy tale land. The picture above is Paris and her ferret. Just another animal that almost escaped from her twisted circus.

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