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Baby Luv hates Paris

Paris Hilton finds her ferret

Paris Hilton’s pet kinkajou bit her on the arm Tuesday morning. I’ve never heard of this animal, but good job. Paris then called her publicist Elliot Mintz who drove her to the emergency room.

My publicist would probably be the first person I would call if I got bitten by some animal that didn’t exist for me until today. Forget about the hospital. What can they do that my publicist can’t? It’s not like they have some magic potion in a long iron needle that will fix me. This isn’t fairy tale land. The picture above is Paris and her ferret. Just another animal that almost escaped from her twisted circus.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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