I can’t tell you how bummed out I am to have missed Kevin Federline at the Teen Choice Awards. Luckily, someone posted his performance on Youtube. K-Fed said he was going to go for the oh-my-god factor, but I don’t think I saw anything like that. Unless the reaction he wanted was “Oh my god, he actually showed his face.” His music is pretty bad and his performance would shame even Hellen Keller. I hope you have as much fun as I did watching him do the chicken dance.
Britney Spears was also at the Teen Choice Awards to introduce her man. I would like to point out that this is the girl you masturbated to 6 years ago. Disturbing, isn’t it?
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