Paris Hilton makes my day

On Thursday, Paris Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence. Suprisingly, the only thing she blew that day was a .08. She claimed that she only had one margarita and the reason for driving erratically in her Mercedes-Benz SLR was she didn’t have anything to eat the whole day. That’s a pretty pitiful excuse to give for not being drunk. I wonder if she realized that it’s easier to get drunk on an empty stomach. Paris had this to say:

“Everything I do is blown out of proportion and it really hurts my feelings.”

Far be it from her to escape jail after all those vehicular incidents, now people are getting all whacky about her driving while intoxicated and hurting her feelings. Poor Paris. Maybe swimming in her undeserved cash will cheer her up.

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