Paris Hilton makes my day

Paris Hilton

On Thursday, Paris Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence. Suprisingly, the only thing she blew that day was a .08. She claimed that she only had one margarita and the reason for driving erratically in her Mercedes-Benz SLR was she didn’t have anything to eat the whole day. That’s a pretty pitiful excuse to give for not being drunk. I wonder if she realized that it’s easier to get drunk on an empty stomach. Paris had this to say:

“Everything I do is blown out of proportion and it really hurts my feelings.”

Far be it from her to escape jail after all those vehicular incidents, now people are getting all whacky about her driving while intoxicated and hurting her feelings. Poor Paris. Maybe swimming in her undeserved cash will cheer her up.

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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