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Zach Braff Beats Up Little Kids

There is unseen footage from an episode of Punk’d in 2005 where Zach Braff gets his Porsche graffitied by some kids. After reading this, Zach Braff has won some awesome points for beating up a 12 year old.

“(Then) we go outside and these little kids were spray painting the car. I think that my brand new car with, like, 100 miles on it has been ruined with spray paint graffiti. They choreographed the whole thing and I wasn’t supposed to catch the kid, but I caught him… and I’m not a big fighter or anything, but, with the adrenaline and everything, I just started pummeling him.”

That kid is lucky Zach Braff was the one doing the beating. From what I can tell from his movies and Scrubs, the pummeling could be more accurately described as flailing and clawing.

I’m not sure what I would do if I caught some kids spray painting my new Porsche. I’d probably assign them to community service to teach them respect, love and understanding because children are our future.

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Lauren
Lauren
17 years ago

He did?! Lol, awesome, the kid deserved it. That kid was older than they thought he was… he looked about 13 or 12. Old enough to know right from wrong, and to take a big ol’ can o woop@$$ from Braff.

Fuck you
Fuck you
9 years ago
Reply to  Lauren

The kid was an actor, you halfwit.

Alex Walters
Alex Walters
4 years ago
Reply to  Fuck you

And how would he know that, you halfwit?

Kalongbrake
Kalongbrake
12 years ago

it wasnt real tard he obviously didnt known that but the kid didnt deserve to have his ass kicked

John Miller
12 years ago

Drunk Tank?

Saruto
Saruto
12 years ago
Reply to  John Miller

DRUNK TANK
Yeah yeah yeah

Nrthstar
Nrthstar
12 years ago
Reply to  John Miller

Drunk tank.

SuperGusmathpowers
SuperGusmathpowers
12 years ago
Reply to  John Miller

Tanko de drunko. And yeah, kid was lucky. There are a lot of people who would’ve killed him. I’d have punched him a few times and called the cops. Because the kid that sprays a porsche is not our future.

HisInnerSelf
HisInnerSelf
12 years ago

Drunk Tank, or more accurately, Rooster Teeth Podcast.  And yeah I doubt Zach did anymore then hit him a few times before the crew stopped it but spraying a brand new porsche deserves a few hits if you thought it was real.

Gravity defying drunk
Gravity defying drunk
12 years ago

Druuunk tankshthth.

S13rra117
S13rra117
12 years ago

Honestly, in Zachs defense I would have beat the living crap outta that kid. He had no idea, and was probably quite angry at that moment.
I would have put the kid in a hospital outta anger….

Coleman
Coleman
12 years ago

anybody who says they wouldn’t attempt to, or think about beating up a kid spray painting your new sports car is lying…

dr.dontgiveafuck
dr.dontgiveafuck
12 years ago

i was hoping for a video 

Terzho
Terzho
13 years ago

f**k you

Sexy bitch
Sexy bitch
11 years ago

Yeah we allll know they said this on the drunk tank….. Shut the hell up

Bonerfart
Bonerfart
11 years ago

Kid totally deserved it. also what a lame shitty ending to the article: “I’d probably assign them to community service to teach them respect, love and understanding because children are our future.”

toemasie .
toemasie .
9 years ago

What’s wrong beating up someone who destroys your property?

Alex Walters
Alex Walters
4 years ago

No, he did the right thing. If the kid is old enough to spray paint someone’s car then he’s old enough to take a beating and I’d do exactly the same thing. You don’t have to break any bones, but a couple nice hard bruises to learn by is just what’s deserved. And let’s not pretend 12 or 13 is a child that deserves some special treatment. I knew it was wrong to vandalize people’s property at that age and if I did it, I’d understand there could be consequences.