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Jessica Biel is getting scary

Jessica Biel

Is Jessica Biel applying to be a Navy SEAL? That’s the only logical explanation for her looking so muscley. Jessica looks like she should be running top secret government missions instead of being a Hollywood sex symbol. Speaking of which. That title will be revoked with prejudice if she continues pumping enough iron to make Mike Tyson look like a scrub. I’m afraid to even shake her hand for fear that she’ll break my fingers and I’ll never be able to make love to myself again.

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katy
katy
13 years ago

She looks awesome. I suppose you prefer the anorexic look instead?

pgoat
pgoat
13 years ago

You’re insane. You must like women who snap like a cracker when you hug them. She has nice muscle tone is all. I am baffled that anyone would call her frame “scary.”

Amy
Amy
13 years ago

She looks fantastic to me. Much better than the toothpicks Hollywood is currently idealizing. She looks like a strong and healthy woman, kudos to her!

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