The Hiltons need new material

Paris Hilton

At the Playboy Halloween party, Paris and Nicky were the center of attention. Paris danced on a table while lip-syncing to her single, Stars Are Blind.

The reaction is now always the same – her posse of sycophants surrounds her, cheering her, as most people groan,” said our witness. “This is really getting old.”

Nicky’s plan was a little different. She was

“being bent over backwards against the stage by a height-challenged young man as she wrapped a leg around his hip and they played tonsil hockey. She later spent an hour crawling under the tables (apparently) looking for a lost purse. When upright, she was stumbling all over . . . as she was fondled everywhere but the bottoms of her feet by the little ‘dance’ partner .

When people finally invent a time machine and travel back to our time, they’ll step out, stare at the Hiltons for 5 seconds, shake their heads, leave and never come back. The Hilton sisters are jerks. People of the future. Come back. I need the winning lottery numbers. Nooooo.

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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