Jennifer Garner is classy. Usually when people find out they got a ticket they put on some sour face like it wasn’t their fault. Like hello, how am I supposed to know that guy sitting down on the sign means handicapped. And why the hell do handicapped people get to park so close. I’m the one that has to walk, they got wheels! Anyway, Jennifer took her ticket with a smile. I would totally do her if she wasn’t tainted by Ben Affleck. But she is and I’m afraid of catching the douchebag disease. Is douchebaggery contagious? I don’t know, but I really don’t want to find out.
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