Something is wrong with Beyonce’s face


What the hell is that? It looks like some botched plastic surgery. Like Beyonce’s face is about to slide off. Jesus that’s kind of gross. I’ve seen less ripples on a bulldog.

In less disgusting (but not by much) related news, people are saying Beyonce and Jay-Z are getting married this weekend during Jay-Z’s four day surprise birthday party.

But insiders said the guests will also be ferried over to Anguilla for the wedding at Cap Juluca, a five-star resort with Moorish villas. Another spy said Knowles and Jay-Z had toured the site earlier this year and approved it for their nuptials.

Lucky for Beyonce her hair and veil will cover up that monstrosity she calls a temple. Maybe the surprise will be she’s really a man. Could explain the thighs and why she’s so into Jay-Z or as he’s so affectionately known by many, the ugliest rapper on Earth.

Thanks to Too Tall for the tip and creeping me out and the image source. A little larger pic when you click on the banner.

Update: Sexy Jennifer pointed out it’s part of her wig. She still creeps me out though.

Update 2: So I guess that’s why some people tag their pics.

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