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Something is wrong with Beyonce’s face

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What the hell is that? It looks like some botched plastic surgery. Like Beyonce’s face is about to slide off. Jesus that’s kind of gross. I’ve seen less ripples on a bulldog.

In less disgusting (but not by much) related news, people are saying Beyonce and Jay-Z are getting married this weekend during Jay-Z’s four day surprise birthday party.

But insiders said the guests will also be ferried over to Anguilla for the wedding at Cap Juluca, a five-star resort with Moorish villas. Another spy said Knowles and Jay-Z had toured the site earlier this year and approved it for their nuptials.

Lucky for Beyonce her hair and veil will cover up that monstrosity she calls a temple. Maybe the surprise will be she’s really a man. Could explain the thighs and why she’s so into Jay-Z or as he’s so affectionately known by many, the ugliest rapper on Earth.

Thanks to Too Tall for the tip and creeping me out and the image source. A little larger pic when you click on the banner.

Update: Sexy Jennifer pointed out it’s part of her wig. She still creeps me out though.

Update 2: So I guess that’s why some people tag their pics.

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Nicolina
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Nicolina

I totally bet 2 minutes after that was taken Shaggy and Scooby ran onstage, ripped the mask off to reveal Mr Edwards, the old haunted hotel janitor who exclaimed “I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT.. IF IT WASN’T FOR THOSE PESKY PAPARAZZI.”

Jennifer
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Jennifer

I know what is wrong with Beyonce’s face. First off, her hair isn’t really her hair. She gets weave put in. There are two types of weave, one is sewn in and the other is glued in. The wrinkle around her temple looks very much like weave glue. Granted, I am not black, but I am a stylist and I have been working with women of all ethnicities for over a decade.

Allie
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Allie

Heheh.. thats’s the lace from her wig. It is glued to her hairline with tupee (s) adhesive. Check out any close up pics of her and you can see it clearer.

Jennifer
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Jennifer

Yeah, it is definitely a wig. If her face wrinkles I can assure you that someone did not do a good job of putting the weave glue in. The glue should never end up on a client’s face. If it does happen to land there for some reason a little bit of jojoba oil takes it right off and doesn’t clog their pores. Maybe she should quit letting her mother do her hair. :P

Monica
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Monica

It’s obviosuly a burn from hair romoval. A lot of “women of color” get it after their hair lines start creeping onto their faces

francie
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francie

I think it could be a curling iron burn.

aaron
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i think shes in casting talks with producers for the remake of V

Some Guy in CO
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Some Guy in CO

Who Cares?

SomeOneSpecial
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SomeOneSpecial

It is a lace front wig. She has been wearing them for years and so has Tyra Banks. If Tyra would have had a better hair stylist (check pics of a line going across that forehead of hers on any red carpet pic and you will see what I’m talking about) then the secret of lace front wigs would have never came out, so she should thank Tyra for letting the celebrity long time beauty secret out to the public.

cece
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cece

its a lace front wig not a glue in!…Everyone wears them..tyra banks..mary j bliege..even oprah…the new in thing oppose to hair fushion.

Ebz
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Ebz

Its called a lace front wig! Tyra Banks and Trina own tooonnss of them. Damn B Mamma Tina was slacking!

pooflinger
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pooflinger

Obviously, it’s a scar from her cerebral-rectal inversion; she’s careful now when she sits down so as not to incur brain damage . . .

65 cent
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65 cent

Yo yo yo, this is 65 cent! Her face lift turned out worse than my bullet proof grill! That stuff is nasty!

I’d still hit it though.

Word.

china
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china

Beyonce will always be a beautiful person. The fact that she is very private, the critics, etc. will always find something else to talk about. Making something this little into something so big. I know beyonce knows the works of the critics. I think she needs check her Stylist, make-up artist, etc. If they would let her go on stage like that then something is wrong. If it is not hair glue, then it is hair gel. If you know you touched her face while applying the gel to her edges, you should’ve wipe it off while it was still… Read more »

H-town's Finest
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H-town's Finest

I’m representong Houston Tx like Beyonce and I think that she looks good with shit on her face. Thats way more than any one of you haters could ever say about yourselves on a great day! Stop Hatin!

peaeye55
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peaeye55

…its really sad when the best we can do is sit and come up with only negative things to say about a person,that we really don’t know! People who hurt are in reality looking for someone to lay their anger and hostility on…these celebrities could care less about what we think about them,as long as we go out and spend our money buying their music and watching their movies we’ll keep making them richer….why not spend our money on more important things…shoes…maybe? Sounds hokey doesn’t it…maybe you should just let these words roll across your mind for a moment.

Big Lay
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yeah!AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I think that’s a photo fixer upper some one just added that on to her face or jay-z is working it well

Big Lay
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It’s a mask

Alexis
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Alexis

DANG CANT YALL GIVE THE LADY SOME SLACK. I BET SHE GOT WAY MORE STUFF GOING ON I A DAY THEN WE DO. SHE MUST’VE BEEN IN A HURRY WHEN SHE GOT HER HAIR DONE OR SOMETHING AND HER HAIR DRESSER MAY HAVE ACCIDENTLY MESSED UP. BUT I MEAN DANG, YALL WOULDN’T LIKE IT IF YALL WAS A CELEBRITY AND SOME LIL LAME TOKE A PIC OF THEM AND THEY WAS HAVING A BAD DAY AND POSTED IT ON THE INTERNET SOW WOULD YALL FEEL? BUT DATS ALL I GOT 2 SAY BUTT JUST BACK UP OFF HER!!!!

aaron
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i think if people noticed things like that about me and published it all over the net i’d laugh. its just glue. not like we could see her tampon string hanging loose in a short skirt.

still kind of odd to think she wears a wig all the time. i wonder if shes bald under that thing

oh and i dont think “Dats” is even a word. “Otay”?

Cathy
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Cathy

It is not hair gel, weave glue, or a mask. It is a lace front wig that costs about $700+ they are custom made for your head and applied with toupee adhesive. Apparently Miss Knowles has one that was not fitted or applied properly. Everyone in Hollywood has some sort of hair type of extension at one point or time. Who cares!!! It happens. Whats worse…Beyonce’s wrinkled head or Britney’s wrinkled cooch?! I’ll take the mis-applied lace front wig any day!

Danny
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I love Beyonce and think she’s really sexy even if she wears a lace front wig, you can buy these wigs online at http://www.lacefrontwigstore.com but that’s not meant to happen. She should sack her stylist!

SHILOH
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SHILOH

That is so obviously a photo gag. It’s funny how no one brings up the fact that Jennifer hudson and Janet wear weaves.

MsCoCo
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MsCoCo

Just goes to show that NOBODY is Perfect. She is Human!!!

felicia
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felicia

I wanna know if there was anyone out there that didn’t know Bey had a weave???
I knew so what is the big deal!!!! I am a big fan of weave…I love it…long, short, black. blonde, brown, pin up, ponytail, wrap, three layer quickweave,spikes. flips, freather….I do it all baby….lol But really she can do another a style…come on now…

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