Paris might be engaged


In probably the easiest to answer question of the month, Page Six asks “are Paris and Stavros engaged or is she pulling a publicity stunt?” Hilton arrived Monday with Stavros Niarchos at Stacey Bendet’s “Black & White” dinner wearing a diamond ring on her left hand. The ring suspiciously resembled the one she claimed Paris Latsis gave her.

The obvious answer is this is a publicity stunt or it’s Paris being an idiot. There’s actually a 100% chance both of these answers are true. They just don’t come dumber than this girl. You could go through the motion of putting a condom on and all you’d have to tell her is it’s one of those new invisible condoms. Then when she starts crying that she’s pregnant just scream at her, “You cheated on me? You slut!” And she’ll have no answer to that because she probably did so you should get an std test right away. Next time put on two invisible condoms dumbass.


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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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