In other news

I saw my first episode of Smallville in a long while. It’s almost as cheesy as CSI: Miami. This one was where they introduced the Justice League and apparently Aquaman is gay. At least that’s the vibe I got from the show. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, just I don’t remember this character having an ambiguous sexuality.

• Britney Spears sucks on a pacifier. [ICYDK]
• Not only does Kate Moss model, she also pushes cars out of the mud. [Celebslam]
• Kimberly Stewart wanted Lindsay Lohan to give her appendix to charity. [Celebitchy]
• Gisele Bundchen blames families for anorexia. [Derek Hail]
• Mischa Barton will not be joining Heroes. Praise Jesus. [Glitterati]
• Jessica Simpson got a facial. The wholesome kind. [Celebrity Smack]
• Vince Vaughn’s orgy. [CityRag]
• Venus: Going Out in Style. [Pajiba]
• The Razzie nominations. [Dlisted]