If pictures weren’t enough for you, now there’s video of Britney attacking an SUV with an umbrella. You can hear Britney scream, “Fuck you. Go fuck yourselves.” before she starts wailing on the car and also managing to whack a paparazzi on the back leaving a slight mark. She then scurries away like a jack rabbit and they hightail it out of there. What can be said about this other than Britney was swift and merciless like the gladiators of yore.