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Paris Hilton, SEX: F?

Paris Hilton's Driver's License

Today we have Paris Hilton’s fake drivers license from Paris Exposed. You can use that as reference as you listen to this conversation between Paris Hilton and Nicole Lenz where they talk about their “smelly pussy” and where Paris calls her vagina a wiener. Seriously. A wiener? I’ve never even heard children call their vaginas wieners. That’s just strange and unsavory. Paris must really want to be a man. By the way, it’s kind of dumb in the beginning so just fast forward. I think the back story is they’re both sluts and did the same guy.

[audio:http://theblemish.com/audio/2007/02/nicole-lenz-smelly.mp3]

After the jump is a letter Paris wrote to the fake ID people and her passport for comparison.

Paris ID note

Paris passport

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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