At least something good came out of Britney’s breakdown. A lock of her hair from when she shaved herself bald has sold for over a million dollars on eBay. $1,000,100 to be exact. The auction description was this
3cm LOCK OF BRITNEY’S HAIR
Yes this is real not fake and comes with Proof of DNA TEST it tested positve!!!
On sale for any TRUE Britney Fan!!!!
I HAVE HAD THIS IMPORTED FROM THE U.S From a very good contact!!!!
I got hold of 3cm of the actual locks of Britneys Hair 100% REAL
IT COMES WITH C.O.A CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICY and
EMAIL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS
What kind of person pays $1 million for 3cm of hair? That’s not even enough to make a Britney hair doll. If I had that kind of money, I’d hire someone to have sex with Britney and shave off all of her hair when she falls asleep.
Disclaimer: Any similarities between what I wrote and what happens on my dates are purely coincidental.
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