Mariah Carey needs a longer dress

Mariah Carey

Looking up Mariah Carey’s skirt isn’t on my list of things to do before I die. You know what is though? Cupping Jessica Biel’s butt. You guys are so lucky. I usually save those thoughts for my diary, but I can’t find my Hello Kitty pen.

Mariah Carey

  • MariahUK

    You are everything that’s wrong with the world. Sad pathetic hateful troll. Meanwhile Mariah is about to start her Christmas tour.

    • Mare

      That’s the point of the story…she is NOT about to start her Christmas tour. Only a few shows cancelled, so far.

  • Nate Fanfare

    “Waddling” … stay classy, fucks.

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