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Paris Hilton lost interest

Elisha and Paris

Warner Music has told everybody but Paris Hilton that they are not interested in working on a second album with her and she is to be dropped from the label real soon. Warner feels Paris won’t care as she is content to get “fucked in the butt for coke” rather than pursue a music career. Their words, not mine.

You have to give Paris some credit. Despite having severe ADD and failing at life, she single-handedly redefined what retards are capable of. It used to be they’d just run marathons in mock Olympics or accidentally break the neck of some small furry animal. These days they can cut a record, attempt to model, star in their own pornos and be rich coke whores. They’ve come so far.

Here’s some pictures of El Gigante shopping with Elisha Cuthbert over the weekend. The third picture is awesome. It looks like some freak show.

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  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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