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The saline in Paris Hilton’s new boobs might have leaked and gone to her brain judging by her behavior at Les Deux last Friday. According to NYDN, Paris and sister Nicky were “adequately” served at the bar,

“But as Paris was about to leave, she started saying ‘firecrotch’ to herself – but loudly – so everyone around her could hear,” says the fellow clubgoer. “And she wasn’t saying it to anybody – she was all by herself. She was practically chanting it!”

That’s pretty creepy. I read somewhere thrill killers start out this way. It makes sense if you think about it. Remember Carrie? The girl people pretended to like so they could dump pig’s blood on her? Don’t see the connection? Well, replace pig’s blood with semen. Ooooh, the light bulb went off, didn’t it?

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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