Paris and Nicole give the gift of enemas

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An upcoming episode of “The Simple Life” features Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at a wellness camp administering enemas. When discussing the series’ most pivotal moment, Nicole Richie didn’t seem as disgusted as her counter-part due to the simple fact that an enema is like afternoon tea to her.

“We did it outside, so that was a lot of fun,” Richie, 25, said of the enema sequence. “It probably wasn’t that fun for (the campers), but it was definitely interesting. It was something that I never thought I would do before.”

Hilton, 26, compared the experience unfavorably to one of her previous “Simple Life” undertakings — working in a dairy, saying simply: “I’d rather milk cows.”

This is not a fitness camp I want to go to. First of all, two retards by the name of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie work there. Second of all, they give you an enema. What is this? My high school prom?

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

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