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Paris and Nicole give the gift of enemas

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An upcoming episode of “The Simple Life” features Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at a wellness camp administering enemas. When discussing the series’ most pivotal moment, Nicole Richie didn’t seem as disgusted as her counter-part due to the simple fact that an enema is like afternoon tea to her.

“We did it outside, so that was a lot of fun,” Richie, 25, said of the enema sequence. “It probably wasn’t that fun for (the campers), but it was definitely interesting. It was something that I never thought I would do before.”

Hilton, 26, compared the experience unfavorably to one of her previous “Simple Life” undertakings — working in a dairy, saying simply: “I’d rather milk cows.”

This is not a fitness camp I want to go to. First of all, two retards by the name of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie work there. Second of all, they give you an enema. What is this? My high school prom?

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Paris and Nicole are learning the cleansing effects of colonics and colon cleansing. Maybe they are cleaning up their acts and really detoxing after all. http: // www. COLONCLEANSE-DETOX.INFO

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Thats nice humor….Ill surely watch that episode…

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I am the father of the recipient of Paris Hilton’s enema. My son is a prominent local stand-up comedian in the LA area. He was asked to audition because they wanted people naturally funny for the camp guests. My son is almost a dead ringer for Jack Black in both build and appearance. He is sick that he will forever be known as the guy who took it in the ass for Paris… You can imagine how proud I am… not! But this scene is supposed to be the best segment of the best episode of the season. It will… Read more »

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