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Sheryl Crow has dirty underwear

Sheryl Crow

On a environmental tour of US college campuses, Sheryl Crow came up with a couple of idiotic ideas to help Mother Nature. The singer proposed people regulate the amount of toilet paper used during a visit to the bathroom.

“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required.”

After those two or three squares are used up, I guess we should just start wiping our asses with our hands or do what Sheryl Crow does and have our underwear mop up the rest. I’d love to see the reaction of the next guy she sleeps with. Until this crazy chick comes up with a useful idea, I’m just gonna do it the normal way. By unhooking the roll of toilet paper and scrubbing my butt with it like a loofah and then putting it back.

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Hmm…whats the damn point ?? how is it related to “mother nature ” ?

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What the hell…she wants one paper..give her 1…let others have peace !!

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