Britney Spears looks sharp

Britney Spears was spotted wearing a towel around her neck. Why? Because she’s a trend setter. In other news, Britney Spears has topped Forbes’ list of most overexposed celebrities. She leads the pack with 72%. Which means 72% of the US population would use the term “overexposed” to describe Britney. Whatever. They’re just jealous they can’t pull off “The Roger Ebert“. (Am I going to hell? 8-ball says: Reply hazy, try again. Phew. P.S. He’s expected to fully recover.)