Gisele is no longer an angel

Gisele Bundchen has parted ways with Victoria’s Secret and will no longer be the lead angel after contract negotiations broke down. Allegedly, Gisele’s demands were too outrageous.

The Brazilian mannequin is giving up her wings as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it wouldn’t up her $5 million-a-year salary. Her sister, Patricia Bundchen, confirmed to Brazilian Web site Glamurana that contract talks had broken off. “Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic,” said a source. “Victoria’s Secret doesn’t care. They have five new hotter, younger girls debuting next year. And they won’t have to deal with any craziness.”

$5 million a year to walk up and down a runway seems a little ridiculous. Give me $2 million and I’ll walk it myself. Just give me a diamond studded thong and I’ll give you the greatest show ever. A little pelvic thrust here, a little pelvic thrust there and a mighty pelvic thrust right there will leave the audience cheering for more. I suggest you bolt the chairs to the ground because I promise you people will be blown away. There will even be that lady in a mink coat clutching a cigarette holder who’ll put her hand to her head and faint dramatically.

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16 years ago

I will walk for 1 million…lets start a bid !!

16 years ago

5 lacks here…he he…com’on… I am winning this !!