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Paris might work on a chain gang

Paris might work on a chain gang

Due to the overcrowded LA jails, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, “America’s Toughest Sheriff”, has graciously offered to house Paris Hilton at Tent City in Arizona. If LA takes him up on the offer, Paris may be forced to work on the world’s only all-female chain gang run by yours truly, Joe Arpaio, while living in a military tent adjacent to the real jail.

Female inmates who are put on the chain gang work outside seven hours a day from early morning, six days a week in the desert surrounds.

The inmates wear traditional black-and-white striped uniforms and perform such tasks as creating fire breaks, removing trash, and even burial duty for vagrants.

Paris can’t make herself a grilled cheese sandwich without asking her assistant to put the cheese on the bread and grill it. The most work she does in a day is wipe her ass. What’s going to happen when she has to work seven hours a day, six days a week burying vagrants in the desert? She probably won’t even be able to cry. Paris will stand there, lip quivering while the Sheriff screams in her ear to move her skinny ass and start dragging that homeless guy out of the box. Does Sheriff Arpaio use a whip? Please god, tell me he uses a whip.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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