With all the Paris Hilton news, Britney Spears almost got lost in the shuffle. Leave it to her to make sure that will never happen. Britney left her children home again for another night on the town. Later in the night, she secretly schemed for her dress to slip down and expose her areola. Success! The mission was executed flawlessly. With this kind of foresight, she should really be a Navy SEAL. That way she can go on secret missions to the jungle where she’ll need to dive under water and possibly, never resurface. These may be NSFW depending on how your boss feels about 1/4 nipples.
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