During Sarah Silverman’s opening monologue at the MTV Movie Awards, she made a joke about Paris Hilton going to jail and sucking on penises. The thing is, Paris Hilton was in the audience and she looked like she was about to cry while people whooped and hollered. If you can’t see the video, just imagine people cheering for the guy who discovered a cure for cancer and multiply it by 100. Add that to the cheers for the person who figured out how to turn water into electricity and back into water again multiplied by 200. That’s what it sounded like. Basically, it was a room full of people laughing at Paris Hilton. That’s mean. You’re not supposed to laugh at retarded people in public.