Paris Hilton is delusional

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton collect called Barbara Walters the other day and claimed she only acts dumb because it’s cute. Paris says after she’s released from jail, she’ll strive to become a role model for young girls.

“I’m not the same person I was,” she said. “I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that. I have been thinking that I want to do different things when I am out of here. I have become much more spiritual. God has given me this new chance.”

I asked what kinds of things she might want to do.

She said she would like to help in the fields of breast cancer – her grandmother had breast cancer – or multiple sclerosis. Her father’s mother suffers from that disease.

See guys? It was all an act. Ha ha, fooled you. That’s what she’ll probably say in her first interview after jail. However, on her way out, she won’t know whether to push or pull the door open. “Surprise, that’s a patio door and it slides,” you tell her. Paris’ eyes will then light up and she’ll happily screech, “Like my diaphragm into my vagina?” Yes, exactly!

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

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