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Paris Hilton went into the fetal position

Paris Hilton

In an exclusive interview with People magazine, Paris Hilton talked about her 23 days in jail. The bubble-headed hotel heiress who swears she has turned over a new leaf said, “I was basically in the fetal position, basically in hysterics,” describing her first nights in jail. Paris says about her “medical condition,”

“The doctors were observing me while I was there. They explained to Sheriff [Lee] Baca that they thought I was having severe anxiety, panic attacks, claustrophobia.”

Oh, boo hoo. It’s jail. I don’t expect someone who was just kneed in the groin to perform a magic show for me. I expect them to drop to the floor crying. And maybe later, they’ll think twice about charging me 50 cents for 25 cents worth of lemonade at their second-rate lemonade stand. Yea, that’s right. Run to mommy.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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