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Paris is faking it

Paris Hilton

Ok! magazine reports Paris Hilton is faking remorse so she won’t lose her endorsement deals. Too little, too late they say because there’s little to no demand for Paris among charities.

“Paris finally saw that her spoiled brat behavior and repeated attempts to escape her sentence would turn fans against her, ruining lucrative endorsement deals.”

Charities shouldn’t be hiring Paris in the first place. Unless it’s for a carnival where you get to dunk her and in the tank are hungry piranhas and a crocodile. Although, a charity I’d like to see her help out is one that deactivates leftover landmines. She can do the deactivating. They can throw her in the middle of a minefield and tell her to run. It’ll be like Frogger, only a lot harder.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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