Rick Hilton is planning a party

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s dad, Rick, has asked Pure, the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and the Palms if they would host Paris Hilton’s “Get out of jail” party. Whoever agrees will pay Rick $50,000 and throw in accommodations and flights. Pure and Hard Rock are clearly out of their minds to have turned down the offer. The Palms, not so much.

“Pure and Hard Rock said ‘no’ flat out, but George Maloof, who owns the Palms, didn’t say yes or no. He’s very good pals with Paris and is the one who once hooked her up with Britney Spears.”

Pure and Hard Rock owners should think about this. They get to host a party for the born-again Paris Hilton and pay Rick Hilton $50,000, give him free rooms and a free plane ride. I’m no business major, but that sounds like a steal. They say there’s no such thing as a free meal. Well, this sounds like a free meal with free ice cream cake. Maybe Rick would like their left testicle too. It hangs a little lower than the right, but whose doesn’t? Even better. Rick can rape their unborn children. It’s the least they can do for bringing the seventh layer of hell to Vegas.

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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