Earlier in the day, a spokesman for the Los Angeles County Superior Court announced Paris Hilton didn’t have to come to court and would be allowed to phone in. A battle ensued between the City Attorney, Sheriff’s Department and Paris’ lawyer. The issue was finally settled after judge Michael T. Sauer ordered Paris Hilton to show her face.
Someone out there is in love in Paris. Is it Sheriff Lee Baca? OoOoOo, Sheriff Lee Baca is in love with Paris. Paris and Lee, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage.
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