Parade magazine interviewed Jessica Biel and asked the same old questions. She likes funny men and doesn’t think she’s sexy. Blah, blah, blah. If this was my interview, I’d ask her about those crazy muscles and if Justin is as big of a pussy as he seems. Then I’d ask her, no, I’d tell her she’s going to have sex with me. She’ll punch me in the face, but not before I drop my pants and in my world, that means I had sex with Jessica Biel. There you go. I f’d Jessica Biel. What did you do today Mr. Fancy Pants?