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Paris Hilton is a good friend

Brandon Davis celebrated his birthday yesterday at Mr. Chow with his brother and Paris Hilton. Upon exiting the establishment, photogs ignored Brandon and snapped pictures of Paris while she tried to locate her Bentley. Unbeknown to her, Brandon Davis was building up a sweat running to her car as she sped away with a smile. I read a children’s book before that had sort of the same plot. It was called My Friend is a Self-centered Bitch, but I Enjoy Her Company Because No One Likes Me.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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