Paris Hilton is a good friend

Brandon Davis celebrated his birthday yesterday at Mr. Chow with his brother and Paris Hilton. Upon exiting the establishment, photogs ignored Brandon and snapped pictures of Paris while she tried to locate her Bentley. Unbeknown to her, Brandon Davis was building up a sweat running to her car as she sped away with a smile. I read a children’s book before that had sort of the same plot. It was called My Friend is a Self-centered Bitch, but I Enjoy Her Company Because No One Likes Me.

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16 years ago

Haha. That poor wuss is no match for Paris.