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Pizza boy says Paris isn’t an idiot

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Paris Hilton has picked a Swedish tourist to be in her new entourage. Paris found Alexander von Zweigbergk Väggö living in a hostel for $27 a night where they have all you can eat pancakes in the morning. The Hilton has taken such a liking to her new toy that she’s introducing him to Ford Model scouts.

Grateful to not be a bum anymore, Alexander, who is a pizza delivery boy, says Paris is “kind, normal and ordinary. I had a totally different picture of her before that. I was impressed she was so focused. I love to be in her company.”

What do you expect this guy to say? Paris is a whore and everything you heard about her is true? She’s trying to give him modeling jobs. If she did that for me, I’d stop saying Paris Hilton’s vagina looks like what happens after you gave birth to sextuplets and instead say it looks like she gave birth to triplets. Maybe even twins!

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Daniel
Daniel
13 years ago

Ha ha, nice to see that all the ‘new sites’ has their heads up their asses as usual. I know the Von Zweigbergk family and calling Alex a bum is ‘a little wrong’.

The Vin Zweignck family are worth millions and Alex was just bumming and staying cheap places for fun.

Retards!

Daniel
Daniel
13 years ago

Ha ha, nice to see that all the ‘new sites’ has their heads up their asses as usual. I know the Von Zweigbergk family and calling Alex a bum is ‘a little wrong’.

The Von Zweigbergk family are worth millions and Alex was just bumming and staying cheap places for fun.

Retards!

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