Pizza boy says Paris isn’t an idiot

Paris Hilton Alexander

Paris Hilton has picked a Swedish tourist to be in her new entourage. Paris found Alexander von Zweigbergk Väggö living in a hostel for $27 a night where they have all you can eat pancakes in the morning. The Hilton has taken such a liking to her new toy that she’s introducing him to Ford Model scouts.

Grateful to not be a bum anymore, Alexander, who is a pizza delivery boy, says Paris is “kind, normal and ordinary. I had a totally different picture of her before that. I was impressed she was so focused. I love to be in her company.”

What do you expect this guy to say? Paris is a whore and everything you heard about her is true? She’s trying to give him modeling jobs. If she did that for me, I’d stop saying Paris Hilton’s vagina looks like what happens after you gave birth to sextuplets and instead say it looks like she gave birth to triplets. Maybe even twins!

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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