Rosie O’Donnell found time to transition from writing nonsense on her blog to writing nonsense in a book. Her new memoir, Celebrity Detox, set for release in October, talks about her life or something. Most notably, she writes of her tumultuous stint on The View and suggests Barbara Walters retire.
“Barbara Walters is almost twice my age. At some point it becomes necessary to step back. Everyone has to go. Going is part of the gig.”
“I would be less-than-honest if I were to say that there is no trouble between Barbara and I. I mean, our differences are obvious.”
O’Donnell writes that during commercial breaks on The View, audience members would sometimes shout out, “I love you, Rosie” — “and Barbara politely tells them in a schoolteacher tone, ‘It is impolite to say I love you to one person when there are four of us up here.’ “
Whatever. Rosie telling Barbara Walters to quit is laughable. I’d rather listen to Barbara describe how she performed oral on Thomas Jefferson than listen to the verbal diarrhea that comes out of Rosie’s mouth. No one really loves this angry lesbian. It’s all an act. People feed Rosie’s ego because they don’t want to be eaten. Nobody wants to be just another statistic.
Vin Diesel Says He’d Whoop The Rock
Did Aaron Hernandez Kill To Cover Up His Homosexuality?
The Rest of the Web, Friday, 4.21.17
Rob Lowe Won the Acting Role of a Lifetime
Aaron Hernandez Wrote Suicide Note to Gay Prison Lover
Carmelo Anthony’s Mistress Will Turn Around The New York Knicks
‘Fast and Furious’ Franchise Spinning Off The Rock and Jason Statham
Good News on Friday: Next ‘Friday’ Movie May Finally Happen
Kim Kardashian Is Selling Candles of Herself as the Virgin Mary and People Are Mad
Amy Schumer Took a $2,000 Piss
It Looks A Lot Like This Kid Mouthed ‘Fuck You’ To Trump
Katy Perry Spits Out Starbucks’ Unicorn Frappuccino