Britney and her sister Jamie Lynn were making their way to Shu Restaurant surrounded by a throng of paparazzi when a woman told her to “get the fuck out of our neighborhood” and that nobody wants her there. The paparazzi told her to f herself and Jamie Lynn told her to “move the fuck out.” I’m sure the citizens of Beverly Glen would agree with Jamie. Who wouldn’t want a pudgy pop star, her sister and a herd of paparazzi trampling their kids? What good are they anyway with those child labor laws?
The video description says the woman was pushing Jamie Lynn which I couldn’t see, but whatever. She could have poked Jamie or Britney in the eye for all I care. I still would have given her a medal or at least a cookie. If it was me, I’d poke Britney in the belly just to see if she did that Pillsbury Doughboy giggle or if donut jelly would squirt out.
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