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Jenna Jameson is still gross

Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson walked the Heatherette runway again yesterday. By now, I’m assuming Heatherette is like the freak show of fashion. Other people have skinny models modeling haute couture. Heatherette goes the other way around and has crack whores, extreme anorexics, basically, the dregs of society modeling their stuff. I’m surprised there wasn’t a girl with lobster hands walking down the runway. It’s actually quite a genius plan. If anyone is brave enough to wear this stuff, they’ll look great by comparison. It’s the same reason hot women befriend fat, ugly girls and the same reason I stand next to cancer patients in pictures. Check out my muscles and full head of hair. I’m not even dragging around one of those IV stands! Holy crap, I’m sexy.

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  • Bob Frapples

    “last week when Playboy did a good thing”
    WTF? Playboy is about showing naked women for men. NOBODY wants to see naked dudes who think they’re girls! Liberals LOVE science when it comes to shitting on religion but not when it comes to gender.

  • Jac Jac

    Ines Rau has the right to identify as a woman. But all the plastic surgery in the world can not make her one. Playboy’s desperate bid for attention may bite them in the ass.

    And you don’t have to be a Liberal to shit on religion.

  • “This guy identifies as a girl. And that’s cool.”

    Meanwhile back in the real world, it’s a sorry turn of events to see a porn star, no less, stating something blindly obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense, and yet still get shouted down for daring to engage in wrongthink. Goodness, and then she has the temerity to not respond to criticism with a cringing apology for the crime of saying what most other people are probably thinking.

  • John Monitor

    I agree with Jenna … I want to see naked women, not men who have been skin grafted to look like women. Its like the difference between fake boobs and natural ones – men don’t care, as long as they’re boobs that came from women (not ones grown in a lab.)

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