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Hayden Panettiere couldn’t save the dolphins

Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere failed to save the dolphins at the annual dolphin slaughtering festival in Japan. The anti-whaling group known as Sea Shepherd paddled out on surfboards towards a secret cove to try and stop local fisherman from killing those delicious yet intelligent mammals. They were defeated by the advanced weaponry wielded by their foes, a motorboat and a long pole. Dismayed, Sea Shepherd begrudgingly paddled back to shore and cried.

“This baby stuck its head out and kind of looked as us, and the thought that the baby is no longer with us is very difficult,” Panettiere, who stars in the NBC show “Heroes,” said after coming ashore.

There, there Hayden. Things will be all right. You can’t win every battle. Maybe this tasty baby dolphin will cheer you up? It’s chewy because it’s fresh! Aww, don’t cry sweetie. Is it because of that fisherman in the beginning of the video? He wasn’t angry at you. He was just very emphatic that you show him your tits.

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You are a complete asswipe. If you had seen the footage of what was done to those dolphins you would NOT FIND THIS A COMICAL ENTRY for your celebrity bashing. Pick on the jackass jerkoff celebs and their braindead antics. But show a bit of decency and common sense about your targets.

SLAUGHTERING DOLPHINS WITH IRON HOOKS AND DRAGGING THEM ALIVE ALONG CONCRETE SLABS IS NOT FUNNY OTHER THAN TO ABBERRANT PSYCHOPATHIC SADISTS. YOU QUALIFY. GROW A HEART AND A BRAIN OR GET OFF THE NET.

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holophane

i totally agree with miranda.. make fun of paris and britney, atleast Hayden is trying to make a difference in this world.

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I agree. There is nothing funny about slaughtering tasty, succulent, delicious…

Ah, who am I kidding! It I laughed until I crapped my shorts!!!

txkingfisher
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txkingfisher

Fuck her! I hope she goes to jail. This is a sustainable harvest that provides food for people and allows these fishermen to provide for their families. The dolphin fishery is vital to the economy of that region. Whats the difference between killing a dolphin to eat and killing a cow?

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